Do you see it???

Some people love em'...some people hate em'. I was one that hated them until they became mine. Now they are all interesting to me... Sonogram photos. I have a hard time making sense of the fact that a tadpole looking tail toting amphibian is turning into a little "us" so here is the next set of Baby Clark in the womb shots. These photos were taken at exactly 3 months. Amazing that they are fully formed by that time and the rest is basically growing at an exponential rate.

I'll start with an easy one. Little one sucks it's thumb. If you can't see this one, I would see an optometrist...stat!

I call this one...darling profile atop a little Clarky belly. Isn't the resemblance uncanny?

I call this one...KMU...kick my uterus. I think the baby has legs like my mom. That's a compliment mom...

We have the big 5 month fetal assessment sonogram this Wednesday so hold on to your belt loops people as a new set of these black and whites are on their way. Curb your enthusiam, would ya???

Put Away the Tape Measure!

Many of you have been asking for monthly belly shots. It was a grand idea and I have been keeping monthly photos. Until, that is, our new 9 dollar camera decided to clear an entire 512 SD card. Not happy. Not happy at all. For those of you who know and love me, or just know me for that matter, I am not comfortable showing my stomach to anyone for any reason. I am going to take this pregnancy as an excuse to let go of such resistance and shoot the midsection with reckless abandon. Unfortunately, I only have the below pictures that survived the disk destruction as they were saved to my desktop before the demise of the rest. The below photos were taken at 14 weeks, so about 3 1/2 months. Being that this Wednesday marks week 21, I will have much "larger" photos to post very soon...

For those of you who didn't show until your 5th or 6th month or have friends who still have a 6 pack at 25 weeks (I know some too), I am sorry I'm not your girl! I'm five one for god's sakes with a 2 inch torso (I DO have very long legs though for my height if I do say so myself). I bloat when I eat too many saltine crackers. This pregnancy will show every added day, every pound, every tortilla. If I can face it, so can you. The invasion on my little stature will shock even highly trained professionals. I now look at the end of my 5th month as if I may give birth in a month or two. I'll prove it to you when I post more pics this week. I will also NOT be one of those girls who doesn't look pregnant "from the back". You often hear the infamous, "You can't even tell she's pregnant from the back". HA! I can not guarantee a lot of things in life, but I CAN guarantee that no one, and I mean NO ONE will say that about me. I have come to terms with it and I'm going to be OK, so please don't patronize me. I will not hold your honesty against you.

Feelin' Fine......

How are you feeling?

This is a question pregnant people all over the planet will answer to exaustion....over....and over.....and over....
It's sweet that people care and you do, internally, want to talk about it, but wow...does is ever get redundant! To answer that question based on the last 5 months...I feel GREAT!!! The horror stories of nausea, vomiting, severe food aversions, unbearable smells, and general discomfort have left me the hell alone. I feel very lucky to have felt this "normal" day in and day out for the past 5 months. I have had my "days" of slight sickness, tiredness, etc. but believe it or not, it has been NOTHING compared to the death spasms of hangovers I have inflicted on my body in the last _______ years. Don't expect a number there. You all know my lifelong obsession with intoxication. It does however, instill the fear of God in me that this is simply the calm before the storm. A perfect first 5 months can only mean a horrendous last 5 right? And yes, it is 10 months, or 40 weeks divided by 4 weeks in a month which is...well..you do the math...a month longer than most people think unless you've had one. They must think it is 9 months as most people spend the first month "not knowing" so the rumor mill has decided that it need be only 9 months more. Not that an extra month makes that big of difference in the grand scheme of things, but it would have been nice to know the truth beforehand.

Anywho...I have been able to keep up my same level of athletic insanity...running, kickboxing, weight lifting, etc. I have lightened up on the weights a tad, I do run a bit slower and a little less (more on running to come later), and I do kick a little lower and punch a little softer but other than that, it's been workout as usual. The major difference is that I huff and puff like I just smoked a pack of Parliaments if I climb a flight of stairs too quickly so I do take a few more "water breaks" to lower my heart rate. If I do end up having to be on bed rest or just decide to spend the rest of my pregnancy on the couch out of personal choice, at least I did something the first half! I am a master of putting forth effort at the beginning and then dropping the ball...so be it!

Daddy and Podges preparing for baby!

Plastic and Pop Tarts

First, I would like to apologize for being absentee and not updating as regularly as I should have been. With the maid always moving my laptop while cleaning the compound and the personal masseuse feeding me bon bons in between rub sessions, it has been challenging to find some time to reflect. But, alas! I fired them both so I could be a more accurate pregnancy blog updater. No need to thank me now...

Before I delve into the changes the past few months have awarded me, I must admit that my over the top humorous self has transformed itself somewhat into ultra sensitive, emotional chick. I like to refer to myself as EmoPrego for short. If my blogs take on more of an "awwww" rather than a"ha", please blame the hormones and forgive me until bits and pieces of my sarcasm resurface.

While rummaging through old photos, I came across one that I felt was imperative to share with my blog buds. This photo was taken in SF during a family weekend and could the photo speak, you would have heard me saying that "this is as close as I will get to having a baby". It is obvious that I knew nothing about child birth at the ripe age of 27 as the plastic baby (I have NO idea why this plastic doll is in a hotel with me however) is coming out the wrong way. Let's hope this isn't a sign of exits to come...


Cravings or excuses?

I must speak a bit about how growing a human has effected my nutrition preferences. It is not a myth ladies and gentlemen. Lucky for me however, I did not fall victim like some unlucky others who crave dirt, candles, or other non edible delicacies. I crave simple things. Pop Tarts, cheese, chocolate, and anything resembling bread. Unfortunately for me, my love for vegetables and other health items has takes a short hiatus. Not to say that I don't occasionally indulge in a broccoli dish...um...cheese covered casserole. I eat my veggis...I do...just not like I used to. Sorry mom. The Pop Tart obsession did get pretty severe during the first few months and I almost started to count the cherry flavored ones as my daily serving of fruit.

Coming home from work one day yielded a surprise no pregnant, desperately craving Pop Tarts woman could ever forget. A Pop Tart Tower compliments of my baby daddy.


If you think you have the greatest husband on Earth, this is where we disagree. I will never again look at a Pop Tart without tears welling up in my eyes. See, here comes the Emo.